i want to write a love letter to the moment in the movie where batman fails to fly, hits the bridge, then the car and falls on the street, then he just quickly gets up and runs away into the darkness this is so hilarious and straight out of comics i love it so much
how do you guys think alfred reacted when the poor guy got home from the hospital and saw that bruce, the edgy lil shit that he is, spray painted the freaking hardwood floors??
nothing bruce spray painted on the floor was worth ruining the hardwood for. ‘no more lies’ ‘coulson’ ‘the sins of my father??’ ‘mitchell’ bruce babe look me in the eyes and tell me u couldn’t have worked that out in a notebook
you show them jim
2008 2022
just thinking about how alfred was gone for five seconds and bruce immediately spray-painted the hardwood floors he really needs constant supervision
the corrupt business practices that rot the core of gotham may be ugly, but that doesn’t mean your website has to be. hi, i’m the riddler and I’m here to talk to you about squaresp
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one thing about the batman I truly loved is that when he was around other people like the cops and whatever it WAS abundantly clear how absolutely weird it was that he’s walking around dressed like that. like I feel like a lot of modern day superhero movies manage to tonally just make the heroes look cool, but while the suit definitely looked cool it was also just like. clear he was a fucking weirdo for it lmfao
The reason the new Batman is so good is bc it definitely was not made for the regular male super hero loving audience. It was made for the girls and the gays and especially the bi’s